Ageless Linux. We are legally required to ask how old you are. We won't

Ageless Linux is a satirical Linux distribution created in protest of California's AB 1043, which requires operating system providers to collect age bracket signals from users. The project exploits the law's broad definitions—arguing that modifying /etc/os-release constitutes 'controlling operating system software' and that all 64,000+ Debian packages qualify as regulated 'applications'—to highlight the statute's absurdity. It refuses to ask users their age despite being legally required to do so, rejecting the law's ontology that defines 'users' exclusively as children.